No [Wilfried] I'm not blonde (sadly).

Of course I have added some replacement code for square brackets and that makes everything work fine (unfortunately I don't have control over the source of the square brackets.) But, of course it's a hack and I can see someone staring at the code 12 months down the line with madness in their eyes...

I guess, to stick with your analogy, I'd really like to know how the blonde managed to break her finger...